- Name? -
Abdul al-Rhazib.
-Sex? - Three to five times a week.
- No, no.I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn`t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear! - No, no! Deer run too fast..

Un belgian, un francez si un roman (Iliescu) sunt chemati la interviu pentru o slujba bine platita in Londra.
− Vreau sa-mi formulati o fraza care sa contina urmatoarele cuvinte : GREEN, PINK, YELLOW
Belgianul spune :
− I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV.
Francezul spune :
I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, the green grass and I think to myself ,I hope it will be a pink day.
Iliescu spune si el :
− I wake up in za morning, and i hear za phone : green… green… green… so i pink up the phone and I say … Yellow?

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, “My dear, what’s the matter?”
The blonde whimpers, “I wish my friends were still here.”